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The Editiors Zach Lev The Writers Greg Lipeles _Chris_ Hope W. M. Angelo Bowers He Who Calls Him I Am Allan Smithee Name: Zach Seemayer Age: 20 Favorite Color: Red. The Color of RAGE! Brand of Humor: RAGE! and ANGER! and YELLING! Favorite Word: Defenestration Name: Lev Shtrikman Age: 21 Favorite Color: Why? What is this all about? I'm not weak to colors. Brand Of Humor: I can tell you that the Polish jokes are just waiting to come back. They're at the door, knocking. They're knocking very loudly! Favorite Word: &%!@#&* Name: Greg Liples Hey. This is Greg Lipeles. Some call me G-Lip. Some call me a wise ass. Few actually call me wise. More just call me an ass. I like to make observations about totally random things that most people do not talk about or notice. I speak about the unspeakable things and the speakable things. More so the speakable things since the unspeakable things like handicapped sex and making internment camps for all the uggos (or circle ugly folks) out there do not go over very well with an audience. My favorite comedian is Jerry Seinfeld. I enjoy his whiny voice and random observations about society. It both excites and arouses me. Not in the sexual way or anything though. Okay, maybe in the sexual way. Alright, only in the sexual way. I was once quoted saying that I wanted Brad Pitt's body "on me". I was however; misquoted. Well, I guess I did actually say that, but it was said in the straightest way possible I assure you. I don't even own that many Brad Pitt movies. No, I don't think owning ten is a lot. I'm just a laid back sort a guy who hates standing, and loves sitting. My goal is to have my own sitcom, and I want to get in to stand up comedy. Read my rants and leave me some love!! Or hate...if that's what you're into you hate mongers! My name is _Chris_ (and, yes, I want you to spell it with underscores). I am a student at the prestigious Cal State University of Los Angeles where I study English. Well…study might be the wrong word but I am an English Major, which pretty much means that I can correct your English and you cant say a damn thing. Well…you can but I don’t have to listen. I fancy myself a poet and I am trying to refine my skills into writing songs and books of fiction. I currently reside in a little town by the name of Hacienda Hts. (aka: “Where??”) and I am usually bored out of my mind half the time I’m there. Some have called me sarcastic, witty, charming…of course none of these people are real but that’s not the point. I am also a pretty accomplished bassist in that I…play the bass. I am currently in a band called Less Lethal. You can find our band on myspace. I love writing, women, and video games…in that order. Turn-ons: Red hair and the ability to beat level 7 in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Turn offs: Ron Howard Hey, I’m Hope, and I’m 18 years old, but most people think I’m 12 (16 year old bitches) or 25 (30 year old bastards). My favorite pastimes are rating (a.k.a. openly badmouthing) commercials, and being cheerful and chipper enough that no one suspects I’m constantly thinking about sex. My turn-ons include chocolate, hearses, and badassness, and long walks on the beach. When I grow up, I want to be like Sally Struthers for some unknown reasons. Name: Angelo Bowers Age: 23 Favorite Color: Steve Guttenberg terra cotta Brand of Humor: The English Patient, Norbit, The English Patient, The Adventures of Pluto Nash...and The English Patient. He Who Calls Himself I Am So, yeah. I think you all know enough about me and my past. Bet you didn't know i was a perv huh? I bet alot of you don't even believe in me. If i didn't exist, how could i write for some random humor site huh?? HUH?!?! I couldn't could I? No. No i couldn't. So there bitches! Allan Smithee is an accomplished film director, with over 60 films under his belt including Hellraiser: Bloodlines, Raging Angels, National Lampoons Senior Trip, Scent Of A Woman (TV Version), The Shrimp On The Barbie, The Birds II, and dozens of others.
Name: Zach Seemayer Age: 20 Favorite Color: Red. The Color of RAGE! Brand of Humor: RAGE! and ANGER! and YELLING! Favorite Word: Defenestration Name: Lev Shtrikman Age: 21 Favorite Color: Why? What is this all about? I'm not weak to colors. Brand Of Humor: I can tell you that the Polish jokes are just waiting to come back. They're at the door, knocking. They're knocking very loudly! Favorite Word: &%!@#&* Name: Greg Liples Hey. This is Greg Lipeles. Some call me G-Lip. Some call me a wise ass. Few actually call me wise. More just call me an ass. I like to make observations about totally random things that most people do not talk about or notice. I speak about the unspeakable things and the speakable things. More so the speakable things since the unspeakable things like handicapped sex and making internment camps for all the uggos (or circle ugly folks) out there do not go over very well with an audience. My favorite comedian is Jerry Seinfeld. I enjoy his whiny voice and random observations about society. It both excites and arouses me. Not in the sexual way or anything though. Okay, maybe in the sexual way. Alright, only in the sexual way. I was once quoted saying that I wanted Brad Pitt's body "on me". I was however; misquoted. Well, I guess I did actually say that, but it was said in the straightest way possible I assure you. I don't even own that many Brad Pitt movies. No, I don't think owning ten is a lot. I'm just a laid back sort a guy who hates standing, and loves sitting. My goal is to have my own sitcom, and I want to get in to stand up comedy. Read my rants and leave me some love!! Or hate...if that's what you're into you hate mongers! My name is _Chris_ (and, yes, I want you to spell it with underscores). I am a student at the prestigious Cal State University of Los Angeles where I study English. Well…study might be the wrong word but I am an English Major, which pretty much means that I can correct your English and you cant say a damn thing. Well…you can but I don’t have to listen. I fancy myself a poet and I am trying to refine my skills into writing songs and books of fiction. I currently reside in a little town by the name of Hacienda Hts. (aka: “Where??”) and I am usually bored out of my mind half the time I’m there. Some have called me sarcastic, witty, charming…of course none of these people are real but that’s not the point. I am also a pretty accomplished bassist in that I…play the bass. I am currently in a band called Less Lethal. You can find our band on myspace. I love writing, women, and video games…in that order. Turn-ons: Red hair and the ability to beat level 7 in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Turn offs: Ron Howard Hey, I’m Hope, and I’m 18 years old, but most people think I’m 12 (16 year old bitches) or 25 (30 year old bastards). My favorite pastimes are rating (a.k.a. openly badmouthing) commercials, and being cheerful and chipper enough that no one suspects I’m constantly thinking about sex. My turn-ons include chocolate, hearses, and badassness, and long walks on the beach. When I grow up, I want to be like Sally Struthers for some unknown reasons. Name: Angelo Bowers Age: 23 Favorite Color: Steve Guttenberg terra cotta Brand of Humor: The English Patient, Norbit, The English Patient, The Adventures of Pluto Nash...and The English Patient. He Who Calls Himself I Am So, yeah. I think you all know enough about me and my past. Bet you didn't know i was a perv huh? I bet alot of you don't even believe in me. If i didn't exist, how could i write for some random humor site huh?? HUH?!?! I couldn't could I? No. No i couldn't. So there bitches! Allan Smithee is an accomplished film director, with over 60 films under his belt including Hellraiser: Bloodlines, Raging Angels, National Lampoons Senior Trip, Scent Of A Woman (TV Version), The Shrimp On The Barbie, The Birds II, and dozens of others.
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