QUOTES OF THE DAY
QUOTES OF THE DAY WERE NOT UPDATED DURING OUR FUCKING-LONG VACATION... SORRY.
(8-25-07)"Why don't you sit there and bleed a while."
Clint Eastwood Heartbreak Ridge
(8-24-07)"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin+
(8-23-07)"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Chief Brody+
(8-22-07)"Me penis just did some magic."
Criss Angel (As voiced by Ralph Garman)+
(8-21-07)"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."
Clint Eastwood
(8-20-07)"I never smile when I have a bat in my hands."
Hank Aaron
(8-19-07)"The gods too are fond of a joke."
Aristotle+
(8-18-07)"We Fucking Did It!"
Us
(8-17-07)"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."
Irvin S. Cobb+
(8-16-07)"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
Abraham Lincoln+
(8-15-07)"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
Norm Papernick+
(8-14-07)"In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer."
Mark Twain+
(8-13-07)"There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen."
Alexandre Dumas+
(8-12-07)"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
Benjamin Disraeli
(8-11-07)"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
Albert Camus
(8-10-07)"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
-Butch Hancock
(8-9-07)"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."
-Robert Byrne+
(8-8-07)"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
-Woody Allen+
(8-7-07)"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
-Abraham Lincoln+
(8-6-07)"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx+
(8-5-07)"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen
(8-4-07)"Imagine no possesion. I wonder if you can. No need for greed or hunger. A brotherhood of man."
John Lennon+
(8-3-07)"Truth is on the march and nothing will stop it!"
Translated From Emile Zola+
(8-2-07)"Sex is emotion in motion."
Mae West+
(8-1-07)"Be prepared"
Boy Scout Motto
(7-31-07)"You met me at a very strange time in my life"
Jack (Narrator)
(7-30-07)"I want you to want me."
Cheap Trick
There was a huge fucking lapse of responsibility and therefore the daily quote and, by extension this quote page, has not been updated in... well, quite a while as you can see. Most of it had to do with a new job one of us got, but thats not a real good excuse seeing as how the job is part time... so... sorry. Also, the daily quote program/coding thing we use doesn't seem to be working. Maybe I'm just retarded. Thats probably it. Anyway, this section is currerently on Hiatus until we get it all going smoothly. Sorry again. I know I'm an ass.
-Z
(7-16-07)"John Has A Long Mustache.John Has A Long Mustache!"
Red Dawn
(7-15-07)"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!"
Jules Winfield
(7-14-07)"This Land Is Your Land/ This Land Is My Land/ It Looked Like Somebody/ Forged The Deed To This Land"
Dave Barry
(7-13-07)"This is me breathing"
Martin Blank (John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank)
(7-12-07)"Is that- so he doesn't- are you a regular duck fan, you watch, all the time, him?"
Kevin Ryder
(7-11-07)"The Dude Abides"
The Dude
(7-10-07)"When a man sticks a gun in your face you got two choices: You can die or you can kill the motherfucker"
Wade Garret (Sam Elliot in Roadhouse)
(7-9-07)"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
Apocalypse Now
(7-8-07)"Those who lack courage will always find a philosophy to justify it."
Albert Camus
(7-7-07)"Humor is reason gone mad"
Groucho Marx
(7-6-07)"Half the world does not know how the other half lives"
Rabelais
(7-5-07)"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
Tyler Durden
(7-4-07)"“An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young”
Oscar Wilde +
(7-3-07)"Know Thyself"
Thales
(7-2-07)"Long Live The New Flesh!"
Videodrome
(7-1-07)"Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world"
Thomas Carlyle
(6-30-07)"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody"
John Churton Collins
(6-29-07)"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
Franklin D. Roosevelt *
(6-28-07)"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
Abraham Lincoln
(6-27-07)"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself."
Potter Stewart
(6-26-07)"The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism."
George Jean Nathan
(6-25-07)"Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life."
Oscar Wilde
(6-24-07)"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
(6-23-07"The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday"
Buster "Rant" Casey
(6-22-07)"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut
(6-21-07)"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Scott Adams
(6-20-07)“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
--Kurt Vonnegut
*all quotes marked with an asterix indicate that the orginal posted quote was somehow lost and another quote has been used on this page to replace it. We apologize for the poor record keeping.
+all quotes marked with a cross indicate a quote that did not appear on the home page because we were unable to update that day. RPM regrets the error
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