Robot People Magazine is the unassuming little project, started by two comedians with a dream, that will hopefully bring laughter to the faces of many, and also, possibly, some nausea, if we do our jobs right.
There are jokes, skits, dialogs, rants and generally a whole collection of crazy shit whose sole purpose is to make you laugh. YOU SPECIFICALLY. Imagine this site as a sick child who sings songs to make his friends and family happy instead of dwelling on his illness. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT SICK CHILD DEPRESSED BY NOT LAUGHING? JUST HUMOR HIM YOU FUCKS! WHAT KIND OF SOULLESS MONSTERS ARE YOU?!?!
Ok, now that we are all fully depressed, confused, and slightly touched by guilt, we can move on to the funny. We really hope you all enjoy this site, because we put a lot of work into it every day. New stories are added all the time, new quotes, new pics, and new contributing writers are… contributing… every day. We want this site to be a thriving, living being who walks around telling jokes, and possibly shitting gold.
Please enjoy, and don’t forget to write to the editors.
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Have you ever had a thought that was hilarious but you were too insane or mentally challenged to put it into words that could be read by people with even the most basic grasp of the English language?
Have you ever wanted to tell a joke but the punch line wasn’t funny, and then you realized that you are better at understanding jokes than telling them because you lack any sort of timing or creativity?
Have you ever been bored or depressed to the point of wanting to stab yourself in the knee with a lead pencil just so you could feel something again after that whore of an ex-wife of yours took everything from you just to pay for her addiction to shoes and cock cause she’s a shoe loving cock whore? Is that just us?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, or if you answered “no”, whatever, our paper is for you. Welcome to the other side. There is no turning back at this point. All you can do is read, laugh, put this down, use the restroom, and come back, and read some more.
