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A Shadowy, Midget-Related Underworld By Zach Seemayer
I cannot begin to explain how confused this picture has made me. I came across it while i was surfing the internet during the four fucking hour break between my classes and ive been tearing my hair out trying to figure out just what the fuck is going on in this image... Maybe its really obvious to the rest of you, but im downright fucking lost. Im pretty sure that the guy with the mustache and the helmet is a midget, so is it some sort of midget bowling? Midget tossing? You know, like a deranged form of shot-put? Maybe its a combination of sports and a proctological exam. The guy behind the dwarf looks to be wrist deep in midget ass. Maybe its that infamous midget porn ive heard so many rumors about. If so, the little people are fucked up. Like the germans. Jesus christ. And is the midget being suspended in the air simply by the hand up his ass? Good god. Too many questions are raised by this disturbing picture. And what about the spectators? Were you aware that midget ass-fisting/ dwarf hurling was a spectator sport? Is this something that happens regularly and i was just unaware? If so, i am totally not cool with that. Not because of respect towards midgets, but that shit is too disturbing. But it looks like they are in a basement. Like a secret society. Like fight club or something. Midget-fisting club. The first rule of midget-fisting club? You do not talk or take pictures of midget-fisting club. Goddamn. Follow your own rules midget-fisting club. I don't need to see this crap while im innocently surfing the pure and decent internet you sick fucks...
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