Career Counselor: Skills?
Student: Encyclopedic knowledge of treklore and I am in the possession of two latex ears actually worn by Leonard Nemoy.
Career Counselor: Oh that’s easy, Male Model.
Student: Really?
Career Counselor: No. Accountant.
Student: Damn.
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Career Counselor: Next!
Career Counselor: Skills?
Student: I obey and conform.
Career Counselor: Oh another kid from the public education system. Heres a pamphlet you’ll need, its called “Cubicles and You: the Next 40-50 years of your life”
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Career Counselor: Next!
Career Counselor: Skills?
Student: None.
Career Counselor :Credible education?
Student: None.
Career Counselor: Worthwhile Experience?
Student: None.
Career Counselor: Goals?
Student: None.
Career Counselor: Any hints of human decency?
Student: Absolutely none.
Career Counselor: Alright then, Mr. President have a good day.
