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Terms For Jerkin' It (Vol.1)

By Zach Seemayer and Obinna Eze

Chokin’ the Chicken*
Punchin’ the Pickle
Manglin’ the Monster
Floggin’ the Farret*
Dunkin’ the Dolphin*
Beatin’ the Badger*
Boxing the Bambajamber
Hittin’ the Hedgehog*
Bashin’ the Bojangles
Shakin’ the Snake*
Stranglin’ the Salamander*
Jerkin’ the Jankins
Passin’ out the Pamphlets
Liftin’ the Lizard*
Jackin’ the Jackalope
Poundin’ the Pig*
Tenderizin’ the Trouser Mouse*
Pullin’ the Penis
Fightin’ with the Fifth Apendage
Elongatin’ the Eel*
Tuggin’ the Tower of Power
Mutilatin’ the Monkey*
Fist-pumpin’ the Fuck Stick
Pumpin’ the Pipe
Masturbatin’ the Man Meat
Pluckin’ the Poultry*
Hand-fuckin’ the Hamster
Yankin’ the Yak*

All terms with an * sound like a possible children's saturday morning infotainment character





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