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Things To Say In The Middle Of A Conversation To Elicit A “What!?!” Response
By Lev Shtrikman
“God, your eyes are freakishly close together.”
“I love that movie a lot (wink). A whole lot, if you get my drift.”
“I voted for Bush!”
“No, I don’t want any of your lunch, I have a pathological fear of biscuits.”
“So, my testicle descended yesterday.”
“Ever thought that you're stalked by monks?"
“I’m wearing weapon-grade uranium pants.”
“For my birthday, I got a jug of sauerkraut.”
“You know what I hate? Dry humping.”
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