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Gay As A Doorknob By He Who Calls Himself I AM, or something. I don't know. Bob: Dude, sure your girlfriend is cute, but she’s as gay as a doorknob. Tom: Gay as a doorknob? Bob: Oh yeah. Them doorknobs are raging flaming homos. Tom: How do you figure?? Bob: The only doorknobs that exist are men. So the have to love each other. Tom: How do you figure? Bob: Because there can't be female doorknobs. Duh. Tom: HUH?? Bob: I mean, except for your girl. She’s a female doorknob. Tom: So there are no female dooknobs?? Bob: No. Only her. Which means, logically, if all doorknobs are gay, then she, a female doorknob, cant get any men. So she HAS to be a lesbian. Tom: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?? Bob: Look Man! I am REALLY high on PCP! Tom: Oh… Bob: You're lucky I’m just babbling and not trying to eat your spleen. Tom: Right. Thanks. Bob: You’re welcome. OH! LOOK! Its a ninja turtle! Lets go rape it! Tom: WAIT! COME BACK! That’s just a little kid with a green balloon!! Little Kid: MOMMY!!! |
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