Mr. Chaos Defeats the Space Vikings…
Mr. Chaos: Pa bachu bachu patikikika twuohh Pah ptzzies pachkatzhu aptz bachu Pa chu Bop Para
…at beat-boxing
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Mr. Chaos: You ready for our date?
Tina: Yes, I just need to get my purse.
Mr. Chaos: I have a surprise for you. It's something you'll like.
Tina: You've brought my grandmother back to life? Why wou- GRANNY! Oh, I can't believe it, I've missed you so much!
Mr. Chaos: Come on, the paintball course closes at five, we have to get going. The grandmother is on my team.
Granny: I'm going to aim for your eyes, bitch!
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Joey: What are your powers Mr. Chaos?
Mr. Chaos: I either have magical fingernails that claw at the blackboard of reality or I project a madness field that oozes inconsistencies into the cause and effect continuum Or I just ramble on and you look up and wonder, "Was Mr. Chaos always wearing that hat?"
Joey: Yeah, you weren't wearing a hat a second ago.
Mr. Chaos: WHERE DID THE HAT COME FROM?!
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Tim: You should get a reality show.
Mr. Chaos: A reality show? What am I going to call that? Radio Patrol? I don't even have a radio.
Director: Cut! Cut! That was not funny. All right folks let's do it again, set up another take.
Tim: You should get a reality show.
Mr. Chaos: What? Who the hell was that?
Director: Cut! Can we please reinforce that fourth wall? We need somebody to get some concrete and steel on that quick. Everybody ready, we're doing another one. Go!
Tim: You should get a reality show.
Mr. Chaos: What are you talking about kid? Where did the screaming guy come from?
Director: Come on! If you don't have anything great, just do a déjà vu joke, work in a pun. Let's get this scene done and move on. Another take, Action!
Tim: You should get a reality show.
Mr. Chaos: Is the joke that my life is already a reality show?
God: No!
