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Bad Times to Make a Goat Noise By Zach Seemayer Doctor’s Office "Well, Mr.Redding, we were running some ordinary scans when we found it... Im sorry to have to tell you this, but...you have been diagnosed with BBBAAAAAAA!!!" Court Room "Well your honor, the Jury has decided that on the charge of murder 1, we find the defendant BAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Wedding "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded BBABAAAAA!!!!" Miscellaneous "Houston, we have a BBAAAAAA!!!" "Hello, 9-1-1, what’s that BBAAAAA!!!" "Oh yeah, take it baby, take it good and BBBAAAAA!!" "HEY! President Lincoln! Look out behind BBAABBAAAAAA!!!" "No, no, it doesn’t make you less of a man. Im sure it happens to all guy eventually...BBAAAAAA!!" "RUN! RUN! There’s a bomb in the BBBBBAAAAAA!!!!" "I know John is up in heaven and he appreciates how we have given him a proper funeral. We love you John, and we will always BBBAAAAA!!!!" |
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