What the holy hell was that? Was that supposed to be dancing? That ruined the very concept of Dance.
Remember those SAT analogies? Well, here is one for you:
Parapara is to Dancing like Getting Raped by Hillbilies is to
A) punching a monkey in the face.
B) Drinking Shots of Motor Oil
C) A Kitty Kat
or D) SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THAN GETTING RAPED BY HILLBILLIES!
Moving your body in rhythmic gyrations does not nessisarily count as dancing. It just doesn't. And yet, both these kids could be wearing pink tutus and doing ballet while blowing eachother and would seem less gay.
This even makes me hate Spiderman, and I FUCKING LOVED SPIDERMAN
Parapara needs to burn in hell, along side Hitler, Stalin, Reagan and Mr. Rogers.
***UPDATE*** Since posting this, I have been told that these kids are actually "relativly good at parapara." This makes it so much worse. If parapara was actually some really cool, good type of dancing and these guys were just stoned assholes who like jerking around, I could almost understand. BUT THIS IS WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE!!!"
