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the PIRATES DRINK RUM song By Zach Seemayer One good eye and one good patch Parrot on their soldier and it’s the last Thing you see before you die Cause Pirates kill and pirate lie Flintlock rounds and cannon blasts Tied the prisoners to the mast Up and down the seas they sail Reading stars and eating whale Pirates are thieves who come in the night Pirates are drunks who like to fight Pirates stole my lung to have a little fun I knew a pirate named Wally Who used to drive a trolley BUT HE MADE MORE MONEY AS A PIRATE! CHORUS: I drink drink drink my rum And fire load fire my gun I’m a pirate on the high seas I drink drink drink my rum And fire load fire my gun There is no place id rather be One good leg and one wood peg Got a sexy wench that they call Meg She’s only been with a dozen guys And wenches never tell no lies They eat their bread and steal their gold Pirates are very deadly I’m told. Pirates are rough and tumble young lads Who never, ever get too sad They are too drunk to fell melancholy Or far too deep in another wench named molly CHORUS: I drink drink drink my rum And fire load fire my gun I’m a pirate on the high seas I drink drink drink my rum And fire load fire my gun There is no place id rather be It’s a pirate’s life for me Because over the rail I get to pee Across the ocean I can see And there’s not a single goddamn tee AND WE ALL KNOW PIRATES HATE TREES!!! |
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