The Queens Scale
There has always been a need to quantify the level of gay something is. Many methods were tried, but none fully capsulated the essense of the endevor. Now, with the "patented" Queens Scale, it can finally be acheived. It is an easy 1-100 scale, and eveything has its place.
0 queens---- Frank Sinatra (Some even consider him -queens)
10 queens---- Ordering a Razzdango from Denny's (Other fruity drinks are around the Razzdango, but the name alone makes it worse)
25 queens---- A guy who watches The View or Oprah
35 queens---- Queen. It rocks, but it's gay to the second power.
50 queens---- Two dudes who play "pund the Pud" under the table, if you know what we mean (Unfortunatly, if you know what we means, thats about 20 queens.)
70 queens---- oral. No more needs to be said, no one wants more said.
90 queens---- full on dude-on-dude fucking. + 5 queens for the reach around.
100 queens---- Leather. Chains. Dudes. Way too many dudes.
(There was once a rumor of something higher than 100 queens, but viewing it makes even the gayest men blind and crazy. It's a lovecraftian Horror of unimaginable perversion)
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