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Overly Easy "Would You Rather" Situations By Zach Seemayer Would you rather: Make love to the hottest super model on earth… OR Get your nuts stomped on by a 300 lbs. football player wearing cleats? Would you rather: Wake up with a million dollars in untraceable bills in your bedroom… OR Have a midget spit in you mouth as you sleep? Would you rather: Win a brand new car, all expenses and taxes paid… OR Get sodomized in prison with Mr. McStabby’s Stabby Shiv? Would you rather: Find a magic genie that can grant all your wishes with none of that “didn’t get what you expected” bullshit… OR Getting your arms bitten off by a rabid crocodile? Yeah, Rabid. I didn’t know it was possible either. |
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