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The Worst Presidents You’ve Never Heard Of By Zach Seemayer Lawrence Colberg- For a short time during Washington’s presidency, the state of Cargotown was named “king town” and Colberg was “owner” of Cargotown. Washington once recognized him as his “lord.” It was later discovered that neither Cargotown nor Colberg were real. They were products of Washington’s imagination. But, they are still considered influential in the grand scheme of things. Howard Henry Herbert Hal Hopper- Known as the alliteration kid. However, this nickname wasn’t because of his own name, it was for the alliteration found in the names of the many, many women he killed. Because of this, he was only president for 2 weeks, and is often ignored by historians. Schuyler Colfax- Although believed to be Vice-President of Ulysses S. Grant, he was a tricky bastard. In reality, the treacherous goon had murdered Grant, and had the real control of the white house, all the while pioneering the “Weekend at Bernie’s” method of tricksterism with Grant’s corpse. He didn’t even realize, until after the presidency, that the whole charade was utterly unnecessary because if Grant were dead, Colfax would have been president anyway.
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