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Vin Diesel Is Ugly And I Hate Him By Zach Seemayer How is Vin Diesel Famous?? In all of his movies he looks like Mr. Potato head with a gun. He’s a mix between Mr. Potato Head and a penis. A really ugly penis. Goddamn, I mean how does that man become a movie star? He’s not a good actor, he’s not eye candy, well actually I take that back. He is a kind of candy, the kind that tastes like crap and is shaped like A FUCKING PENIS! Now that I think of it, I can't think of any penis shaped candy, but if I do, that’s what he looks like. And if you ever saw the kiss in XXX, the movie, not the porn (I mean, with all the dick you see in porn you might have accidentally THOUGHT you saw him, but I've never heard of him being in any, and I don’t want to think that he actually ever was), anyway, the point is, in XXX he kisses like he’s going to eat her goddamn face. It’s not a kiss it was a fucking mauling. It was facial rape. Does no one else see this? God, every time I look at a picture of him, it’s like looking at a car wreck: You don’t want to stare and point and laugh but you cant help it. Okay, that a bad analogy, because I don’t really laugh at horrible accidents, but I sure laugh at him. Dumb, bad acting, stupid-last-named, ugly bastard. No offense to Vin Diesel. Please don't hurt me. |
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