| FAMOUS people endorse ROBOT people
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"When I'm crazy, I turn to Robot People Magazine for all my crazy needs. Hail Xenu! Death to doctors! Did I mention I'm fuckin crazy?"
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"When I was in the slammer, I only read three things. The Bible, The Secret, and Robot People Magazine"
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"I don't always read on-line blogs. But, when I do, I read Robot People Magazine."
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"When I'm on my way to work, I only read one thing: Robot People Magazine. Which is pretty difficutl actually, as it is not a print publication."
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"Me and Angie are using Robot People Magazine to teach our 97 asian kids how to read English. It's going slowly, but i still love the site.
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"I'm crazy, like Tom, my publicist just does a MUCH better job of shutting me the fuck up. What was I saying? Oh yeah, Robot People Magazine rocks.... hail xenu
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"Im usually busy walking around being super hot, but when I just sit down to be super hot, i usually log onto Robot People Magazine. It's funny."
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"As you'll see in Transformers, I haven't had a lot of good experiances with robots in general. The only robot-related thing i trust and enjoy is Robot People Magazine."
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"I look as good bald. Robot People Magazine looks good all the time. You'll love it as much as everyone loves watching me kick the shit out of terrorists!
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DISCLAIMER: None of these celebrities actually made these statements. They are all false and are written humorously as to avoid any confusion. None of these people even know of this site's existance. We also really hope the "church" of Scientology doesn't sue us for this. They really lovey the lawsuity!
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