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Spamming The Homeless By Lev Shtrikman For the past week or so, I’ve been spamming the homeless. I do it in person, because they don’t have email addresses or voice mail boxes. “Hey, you stinky fuck! Invest in SureTrue Mutual Funds!” “Try herbal alternative viagra you lazy asshole!” “Stop sucking your own cock for a couple of minutes and get a accredited degree from a respected college in 30 days online.” “Hey before you die chocking on your own puke, check out match.com it’s full of young sexy girls who just can’t wait to get to know you.” This is the best idea anyone has ever had. |
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