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No Such Thing As A Free Phone By Zach Seemayer Customer: Yeah, I’d like to buy one of those hands free car attachments. Sales Assistant: Oh, okay. They cost 20 dollars. Customer: On your website, it says you guys give away free phones with a purchase. So it comes with a phone right? Sales Assistant: Oh, no. That’s our special deal. Customer: How much does that cost? Sales Assistant: 250 dollars. Customer: What? I thought the phone was free. Sales Assistant: It is free. With the purchase. Customer: But you’re obviously charging for it. Sales Assistant: Nope. Just paying for the attachment. Phone is free. Customer: How come its so much more than the one without the special. Sales Assistant: Made from different material. Customer: What’s the difference? Sales Assistant: That’s a very confidential company secret. Customer: …your lying to me right now, aren’t you? Sales Assistant: Right to your face. Customer: Um… can I get you NOT to lie to me? Sales Assistant: I don’t know. Can I get you to spend 250 bucks on a plastic knob and a crappy phone? Customer: No. Sales Assistant: How about for head? Customer: From… you? Or… Sales Assistant: My offer does not specify. |
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