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Our First Robot Song: I Epsilon!
By DNA
My name is i epsilon
and this is my song
i really got buns of steel
and my nuts are made of led
i walk like i got a pole up my ass
stiff as board
and a plate for a head
i like to drink oil
so my guts dont rust
i am you best friend
the only one you can trust
cause i cant lie
i am not programed like that
the only code i speak is binary
and i shit in html
i like my women in PDF format (pretty dame fine)
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i got treds for feet
and light bulbs for eyes
rusty bolts for balls
and a switch for a cock
see the male parts go into the female
my legs have no joints
my head spins like linda blare
and i wear asbestos underwear
i am model i epsilon
and this is my song ....
dot dot dash dash dot dash dash
had sex with a fax mashine and now i got a rash
she said she wouldnt get pregnant
but she keeps making copies
fucking whore gave me a virus
that she got from a mac
a damn rotten apple
now my files are corrupted
and i got a limp extension cord
my name is i epsilon
and this is my song...
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