Hey there! Welcome to my little segment called “Reviews of Reviews.” Before we begin let me spoil something, they’re all bad, very bad. But I don’t hate the reviews, even if I disagree with them, in fact I love them. I just hate the people. I wish bad things happened to them.
This installment has a theme. It’s all Modest Mouse reviews. It’s not a perfect band or anything and doesn’t have to be universally liked. It’s just the damn unifying theme. Stop judging me.
Bold means that I’m talking and everything else is a direct quote, including the atrocious misspellings.
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From Song-Meaning site for “Blame it on the Tetons”:
Wait, when he says: “Everyone's and ocean drowning With no one really to show how. They might get a litle better If they turned themselves into a cloud."
I maybe wrong but doesnt water from the ocean go up into the clouds or some crap like that. (sorry i havent really studied it or anything just heard it from a friend some time)
You’re completely wrong. If this magical ocean thing floated into the sky, God would drown. You fucking moron. God isn’t Aquaman, he can’t breath water.
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worst band ever.
omg this sucks what is it they can't sing or play i can't listen to this it hurts my ears its worse than thinking lpague i can't believe this is poular when bands like nightwish and shadow gallrey aren't u people suck listen to progmetal it is better. i give this 4 stars though because the girl i'm stalking likes it and i don't want to hurt her feelings because i love her.
Uh, see when you stalk people, you know everything they do, but that doesn’t work in reverse. She has no idea what you’re doing, or who you are. If she did you’d be in jail. Please be in jail.
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Th1z CD sux0rz
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Dude?!?? How did you do that? You were like cyber-talking, that’s like using the internet to the twelfth power (www^12). The information superhighway has a speed limit and you know what you did, you broke it!
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Awesome!
Like, this is so totally amazing dude. I heard this album when I was in Hollister shopping with my girlfriend, and I was like, gotta have it! So we went to find it, and she was like, just download it! But like my little brother, he's really weird and everything, like he has all their other albums, and he listens to really WEIRD music and he's in a band, and I was like, you got that new one? And he was like, yeah there's a video dude! I was like, WHOA! And so I saw the video, and I was like, gotta have that for the beach! So I bought it, and like it's awesome. It reminds me of this girl from Calculus last year, she was like so awesome. She is in a band, and she used to send me notes all the time and I read them before soccer practice, and I was like, AWESOME! The songs are like really emo, but like they really aren't! It's so cool. But like I kind of got tired of it now, and it's only been out for a week, but it sort of reminds me of last week REALLY alot, brings back good memories of that week! Totally cool.
I wrote this review. AWESOME!
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0 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Love Bad News, August 21, 2006
Reviewer: Trigger (Los Angeles, CA) - See all my reviews
Not what I expected. It wasn't as 'manly' as I had hoped.
HAHAHA. No seriously, that’s a great punchline
The End.
