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WE'RE ON VACATION!!! Hey! Yeah, we've gone on vacation for about a week. Sorry about that, but even robot people need time off. BUT, GOOD NEWS!, we are coming out with a paper-issue soon, as in, a few weeks. I'll keep you updated. Anyway, the point of all this is: New Updates coming on SEPTEMBER 17!!! Until then, here are 10 offensive Hellen Keller jokes to kill the time. How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road! Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was uuuggggghhhh!!! Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she! Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days. If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense? Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall. Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off. |
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